Hvorfor har messenger ikke funktionen "away message"?

I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transferred to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:

If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.

If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".

If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", and "5".

If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.